Author Archives: Jonothon

…About Raunchy Sex

I’m not the adventurous type.  Despite my brash and somewhat abrasive personality I tend to be a little more on the reserved side when it comes to taking chances. I’m a creature of habit. Once I determine the best way … Continue reading

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…About the YouTube Ghetto

The best thing the internet has ever done for the human race is given individuals the opportunity to express themselves via video-sharing. I could do any numbers of things such as perform a song, fall down in public, or masturbate … Continue reading

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…About a Single Parent

I’ve never met my father. As far as I’ve ever been concerned he is just a distant figure of my imagination. He doesn’t really exist. For all intents and purposes I always assumed I was born through immaculate conception. Let’s … Continue reading

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…About Online Dating.

I’m not a huge proponent of online dating. In fact, I’m pretty sure dating was easier before the internet got involved. When it comes to dating the internet reminds me of that one friend who’s a serial dater. You know… … Continue reading

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…About Frat Boy Rejection

You know what most frat humor websites are missing? A gay perspective. Look, I get it. There was a time when being openly homosexual in the Greek community was unheard of. But they realize it’s 2012, right? As long as … Continue reading

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…About Introductions

“If peeing your pants is cool, then consider me Miles Davis.” – Billy Madison  My name is Jonothon. Once on a bus trip to New Orleans I fell asleep and woke up to discover the crotch of my jeans were … Continue reading

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